Friday, January 9, 2009
Hey!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
New Author!
Name: Jo Ann
Crazy: About cows? Yeah! xD
cowsareawesome
Although a cow has no upper front teeth, it grazes up to 8 hours a day, taking in about 45 kg (100 lb) of feed and the equivalent of a bath tub full of water. A healthy cow gives about 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
A cow has four stomachs: the rumen, reticulum, omasum and abomasum. The rumen is the largest stomach and acts as a fermentation chamber. The abomasum is last of the four and is comparable in both structure and function to the human stomach.
With all its grazing and many stomachs, it is no wonder that cows are one of the main contributors to the hole in the ozone layer. Apart from CFC, the biggest culprit is hydrocarbon emissions from cars and cows. Yes, cows! Cows release some 100 million tons of hydrocarbon annually - by releasing gas. To give you an idea of how much gas a cow emits: if the gas of 10 cows could be captured, it would provide heating for a small house for a year.
But unlike what you think, cows release hydrocarbon mostly by burping.
The average lifespan of a cow is 7 years. The oldest cow ever recorded was Big Bertha. She reached 48 in 1993. She also holds the record for producing 39 calves.
There are more than a billion cattle in the world, about 200 million in India.
Twelve cows are known as a "flink."
I am cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice
As much as you
And I look good
On the barbeque
Yogurt, curd
Cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid
From my udders
I am cow
I am cow
Hear me moo!
I am cow
Eating grass
Methane gas
Comes out my ass
And out my muzzle
When I belch
The ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome
Of my dinner
I am cow
I am cow
I've got gas
I am cow
Here I stand
Far and wide
Upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From BC to Newfoundland
You can squeeze
My teats by hand
I am cow
-joannisawesome
LMC - In and Out :)
Lakshmi
Spaghetti
School
Books!
N'Sync
Out
Pn.Cow*
Prefectship (:
Food!
HomeWork
Miley Cyrus! xD
*Name has been changed to save my reputation xD
School's going to start already!! One more day!! WooHoo!! Yay! I cant wait!!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
LMC - Tag!
Tagged By Mae Yin (:
Rules:
*1. Those who get tagged must answer the question about themselves.
*2. At the end of the post, tag 10 people except the person who tagged you(tagger).
*3. Continue this game by sending to other people.(refer to rule No.2)
Time: 2:04p.m.
Name: Neeti
Age/birthday: 14th August 1994
School: SMK Assunta
Elder sisters: None.
Elder brother: 3
Younger sister: None.
Younger brothers: Nope.
Favourite liquids[drinks]: Coke! (:
Favourite consumables[food]: Anything will do xD
Favourite place to sleep: My Bed!!
Flying?: Love to!
Swimming/Diving?: Swimming xD
How much friends in MSN?: No idea..
Couple?: No.
Loved ones?: Family and friends!
Get kicked on the butt: I don't recall.. xD
Allergic?: Nothing really..
Gastric?: Once i think.
Whole fortune: Wha?
Age of marriage?: We'll have to see..
Childrens wanted?: We'll have to see..
Age of death?: Up to God.
Animals in house?: Two DOGS!!
Longest fingernail ever kept: I dont measure..xD
Sleepmate? : My Pillows?
Wanted birthday present: Suprise Birthday Bash!
The end? : The End.
Q: In your dream, a god tells you that you are a billionare in your dream world and gives you a wish. What would you wish for?
A: Secret. (:
5 things to do:
- Clean my room (:
- READ!
- Exercise
- Save money
- Prepare my school stuff
5 jobs that your doing right now:
- Fininshing this tag
- Listening to 'This i Promise you by N'Sync
- Watching 'The Barbie Diaries' [ No idea why]
- Blank
-Blank
10 person to tag :
Whoever la! (:
LMC - First Day Of 2009
- Ciao -
