Emo pictures!

JA: Neeti, thiz is freaky.

pokerface

this is how normal people do a pokerface

this is how neeti does a pokerface.

we're going emo

this is an emo blog. we're sad.


this is the most emo picture i've seen in my entire life

Sperms :D

wat is dis

RE : If You Seek School Uniform

TO JOANN, SEEKER OF THE SCHOOL UNIFORM

YES I HAVE SEEN YOUR SCHOOL UNIFORM, IT'S IN MY HOUSE! LOL!

FROM NEETI, KEEPER OF SCHOOL UNIFORMS.

If You Seek School Uniform

TO NEETI,

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM?

FROM JOANN, SEEKER OF THE SCHOOL UNIFORM.

Mango Tango

My father just came out of his room and went to the kitchen.
So I said, "Why you never sleep?"
And he was like, "Forgot to eat my mango, so I cannot sleep." And he went on peeling off the mango skin.

... He's so weird.

Anyway I'm going to shopping tomorrow! :D I need a new bikini and more clothes. Hopefully I can find dem.

10 Golden Rules of Gay BFF-ism

Sorry for the caps, I couldn't be stuffed to retype it in non-caps.
:D

Euro
Me


GIMME 10 GOLDEN RULES OF GAY BFF-ISM
1) SHOPPING IS A MUST.
2)-NEVER- INSULT THE GIRL IF YOU DONT WANNA GET BEATEN UP BY THE JEALOUS BF.
3)COMPLIMENT THE GIRLS FRIENDS TOO?
4) DONT STEAL HER BOYFRIEND
TTLY.
5) ALWAYS AGREE WITH THE GIRL. EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK YOU LOOK BETTER IN THAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK.
OMFG YOU'RE SO GAY
6)TELL HER SHE LOOKS HAWT AND GIVE HER A RATING OF 10 EVERY DAY OR SO.
IKR
<3
LIST ME AS THE GAY BFF PLZ.
YAY YOU'RE MY NEW GAY BFF.
7) TWO WORDS: HAIR FLIP.
HI MARK GIVE ME A RATING FROM 1-10
10. <3
YAY ILU2.
8) JUST GO ALONG AND GET BEATEN UP IF SHE FEELS LIKE BEATING YOU UP.
EVEN IF I FEEL LIKE KICKING YOU IN THE NUTTERS?
9) COMPLIMENT THE NEW HANDBAG/SHAMPOO/SIZE 7 INCH LAVENDER HEELS SHE BOUGHT LAST WEEK
TTLY..I GUESS. :(
YAY
DIE NUTTERS OF MARKMARKMRKARM DIEEE.
LEMME THINK OF NUMBER 10.
10 SECONDS
9
9
OOPS
I MEANT 8
WAITTTTTT
7
6
5
5.99
5.90
5.95
5.85
4
32
1
0
YOU LOSE
10) PLAY NICE WITH GIRLS. DIDNT YOUR MOM TELL YOU NEVER TO HIT GIRLS,YOU SAD GAY OFFA BFF???
NOW GIVE ME THE 10TH GOLDEN RULE
I FAIL.
YES YOU FAIL AS A GAY BFF.

pamela

The breast implants thing is true! IHU2. :D
Oh it's I HUG U, not i hate you. see how awesome am i? :D

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i'll steal your boyfriend when you're sleeping.

Bff-ism!

Aww! Thanks!! You're such a darling.. Love ya! :D

Ten golden rules of bff-ism

#1 Don't steal her boyfriend
#2 Don't bitch about her
#3 Don't steal her puppy
#4 Always trust her
#5 Always share your hot guy friends
#6 Always tell her if her hair looks like a retarded vagina
#7 Don't lie
#8 Never accuse her of having breast implants [unless its really true]
#9 Never flirt with her boyfriend
#10 Always keep in touch when she's far away overseas

Remember to follow them! :D

RE: TROUBLES :(

plz elaborate. and dont worry i as your wonderful friend, don't bitch about you (though i bitch about many others, some involving losers, okay maybe all involving losers but they deserved it).

lets do a ten golden rules of bff-ism.

#1 dont steal her boyfriend
#2 dont bitch about her
#3 dont.. steal her puppy
#4 cant think
#5 cant think
#6 cant think
#7 cant think
#8 cant think
#9 cant think
#10 cant think

I just realised that I lost my hamster cage. :( I searched all over the house but it's not there. That's 100 bucks gone to waste. Now I'll have to buy a new one. :(

What the..

So okay, i was checking out Dionne's blog the other day and this is what i saw..

"i am gonna miss our moments of gossiping, talking about joann's hair (censored), laughing at neeti's fake boobs, joann checking out (censored). "

Lol! Wth! It's not FAKE! I ain't no Pamela Anderson kay!

Troubles :(

Why am i always involved in fights.. God! Why is it whenever i hang out with other people that you guys don't even know [ and you assume they're wannabees ] you think i've changed? When am i ever good enough for you guys? I know you guys talk about me behind my back and i really don't understand how you guys, of all people can think that i changed into what i was last year.. I didn't even do anything to you guys.. It really hurts, you know.. the fact that I'm always the one you pick a fight with.. always picking out my bad qualities and making them sound so bad when you yourself know that you guys aren't even close to perfect.

ShamWooHoo!

NR : I'M AN INTERACTOR!! I GOT IN!!

JA : OMG ME TOO. THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE PEEING.

Study of Dogs :D

This is what I do when I'm bored in tuition...

zeedlezz grapes

So I went up to my mother just now, and there was a bowl of grapes there. I took three, ate it, and asked her,

"Why zis grape got no zeeds?"

And she said, "Becauze zit iz zeedlezz grapes"

wtf, who knew that my mother have a sense of non seriousness? :D

interviews

i hate dem. :( but then again, don't we all?

Haircut!

I got a new haircut today. :D It is so ugly at the back though. So I'll be posting pictures taken from the front! :D



i hate my bloody hair.

RE : Skippy vs. Patches

PATCHES FTW!!

Skippy vs. Patches

Skippy

Patches

Skippy

Patches

Skippy

Patches!

Sports Day!

Today was so fun. :D GO HERMINEEE!!!! I was kindda bitchy though, due to lack of sleep.

But it was so sosooso fun. I woke up at 3.15 AM and went back to sleep for 15 minutes, then I watched a movie until Neeti phoned me, about 4 AM. And so I got ready, left at 4.45 AM to pick Neeti from her house. We reached school about 5.15 AM, and obody was there. So we just talk and talk and talk until someone came. Then Bianca/Sulekha came and we waited for more to come.

Then after when mostly everyone were there, we set up the tractor thing and the other decorations. How cute though, I saw a tractor with flashing lights driving by this morning. I want one. It looked great after we set everything up. :D So YELLOW. But the thing is, the flippin thing almost-topple and was moving about because of the wind. So we had to stand there and make sure it wouldn't fall down.

There were so many annoying people crowding around though. There were a few annoying girls from Assunta and Francis running around, so I screamed at them to fuck off. Then they gave me the shitface, so I gave the bitch look back at them. I soo wanted to slap them.

Oh! Our mascot is soooo cute. :D She was in this tractor made out of a box. And omg it's soo cute. xD Clare's mascot was seriously funny though. When Neeti and me saw that, we started cracking up. After that, we just talked and walk around.

Our senior cheerleading was so good! I thought they would win first, but apparently I thought wrong. :( I was kindda bored, sitting there though. My feet were so numb. When I was sitting down, a small boy who was sitting in front of me pointed to my bag, and I realised he was pointing to a frog, not my bag. It was so tiny and disgusting that I felt like stepping on it and squishing it. But nahhh, I hate them too much to step on them. I was cheering for Hermine so loud that the girl sitting in front of me probably hates me now. But it is so fun to scream. Carrie was so funny. I was sitting down, and wearing Dionne's sunglasses, so she started whacking my shoulder or something and went like, "Dionne, Dionne! .. (something about the decoration for the tent)". And I was like "Wuh? Where's Dionne?"

We went back to the tent after the cheerleading was over. From there we had to run to the front of the field. Some people were damn sesat, standing in the middle of the field and getting knocked down bybuffalos (excluding me). So I just push them out of the way. Their fault for stoning there. I got a place right in front and holding the banner with Sulekha and Neeti beside me. Then they announced the marks, we were cheering for Hermine and waving the banner and jumping around! And teacher were taking pictures. I hope I didn't look like crap in any of them. Seriously. We were so afraid when they announced the points/score/marks for the houses. Sulekha was literally breaking the bones in my hand. And obviously the winner is.. HERMINE! Sulekha started attacking me and hugging and jumping around and screaming. And screamed more. :D GO HERMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So today was seriously fun. :D I would post pictures, but I don't have them now.

I'm gonna miss doing the house deco with you guys! It was so fun to stay back and help out. ♥

OMG! Grr!

Hey ya'll! Today was sports day and HERMINE Won!! 'ANDA CEMERLANG, HERMINE MENANG!! Whooohoo Babeh! anyways... that's not what i wanna talk about.. My dear Patches got bitten by Max!! OmG!! Luckly it wasnt serious.. i was damn worried! @_ @ then after that... Max and Sammie-kins started fighting.. Damn gila weyh! Sam's eyes were bleeding.. and there is this big cut on his left eye but both eyes were bleeding.. so so so scary.. ARGH!! I'm so angry at Max!

Ciao for now!

Friday the 13th

How ironic if Good Friday happens to fall in Friday the 13th..

Where's my ang pao

So.. New Year.. where's my ang pao?

And my name is joann, not Jo Ann, k girl. And I can't believe you had a non-crappy day without my permission. :(

My day started with me crawling out of bed. And my legs were killing me. So then I went to school, half asleep. Crawled up 6 flight of stairs (they should reconsider building an escalator, fo srs) and I slept. :D Annoying thing was, everyone had to come and bang my table to wake me up. Like they've never seen someone sleeping before. I swear the next time they fall asleep in class I'll pee on their table.

The end of my wonderful day.

Oh right. I had tuition after school. I was so sleepy and couldn't stop talking to the other girl. xD
This was what happened..

(Teacher went out of the room)
Teacher
Remathy (the girl)
Me

Ehh, you finished your the year end paper homework already?
Yeah, did you?
Nooo!
So screwed. :(

(Teacher walks back in)

(to Remathy) Today your brother got a scolding from me.
What did he do?
I gave him his homework, 40 questions, he came back with 15 blanks. So I scolded him and .. (rant goes on)

....
So we just stared at each other like O_O because she didn't do hers. xD She didn't get a scolding though.

But the teacher was like "Are the both of you taking turns to not complete the homework?!". Because I didn't do it last week. :D

Then there was this question on the paper. I almost burst out laughing when I read the answer options.

"All living things are matter but not all matter are living things."
Based on the statement, what can you conclude about the statement?

A. It is not accurate statement
B. It is false
C. No comment
D. It is true

... No comment?????
What kindda genius came up with that?

Happy New Year?

Hey y'all!

Kinda bored right now so I'll tell you about my day.. :D So the day pretty much started with waking up really early for school.. did all the necessary things..yada yada.. then after school there were alot of things going on and i wasn't even sure which one i was going to go for.. i had the Interact Environment Awareness God knows what talk [which i regret not going cause my friend from BB was there and i didn't know] and then i had the Hermine house/tent deco to do too [which according to Jo Ann, they didn't do anything cause everyone had to go home early] and then i had piano lessons [it was at the exact same time as the Interact talk -___-] sooo... in the end, i skipped everything and went for my piano lessons.. aiyoooo!! so annoying la..

Anyways~~ after i got back from my piano teachers place, i was talking to Jeevan and then he asked me if i was going to temple cause today is the Indian's New Year, so yeah.. and i actually didn't intend on going but i asked my mom and she said it was a good idea, so i told him i was going.. then i don't know who asked this question but one of us asked which temple he/she was going and we found out we were going to the same temple..HA HA!

So then i went there and i didn't see him.. after doing some stuff, i was walking around with my mom, i saw Veshinu.. OMG!! I was so shocked.. and he didn't know i was standing there.. ARGHH!! I didn't want him to see me!! So i tried to run away but i think he saw.. :( then after like don't know how long, i saw Jeevan.. with Veshinu! LIKE WTF? ANDD whats worse? They walked right pass me when i wanted to say hi.. and they were talking about Friday the 13th -__- [Btw.. how does Jeevan know Veshinu? Hmm.. small world] So after i saw them walk different directions i walked up to Jeevan and said 'Hi' and said 'i heard you talking to Veshinu about Friday the 13th' and he was like ' You heard ah? DAMN!' LOL! Then he said he had to go cut vegetables at the back and asked me if i wanna help..Which i obviously know my mom wont let so i said no.

I saw Shan! He looked so cute! SO HOLY LOOKING!! HA HA!! Actually both of them looked so holy! LOL I did too but what do you expect? :D We were in a temple!! Thennnn!!! I had to go.. so sad.. i wanted to see what else those two weirdos were gonna do.. so yeah.. there was another thing but I'm lazy to type xD so BYE!~~

Potential Pets? :D

SQUIRRELLL. I saw one in a shop a few years ago for 30-ish bucks?
I want one. ):

Sugar glider. Saw them in a pet shop too. A few hundred bucks though.
And hard to care for, i think. D:

LIZARD. Enough said.

CHINCILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

i want them. D: especially the chincilla. And iguana. :(

NG VERN GINNY

Click for bigger image.
HERE YA GO.
That will cost you 10 bucks.
.. Just kidding. ;D Hope you like it.

in ned of srs hlp

I might be getting 3 new hamsters soon. :D
I need name help!

Hamster #1 : Aurora
Hamster #2 : Oreo
Hamster #3 : ?????
HAMSTER 4 : ???

I GOT A NAME FOR HAMSTER 3. THANKS TO LUCY.

Hamster #3 : TOFFEE.

PATCHY

Got another picture of patchykins. :D

GAYNIZER.

CLICK IT.

This is Papi Loco!

Hey everyone!!! I got another puppy dog!! xD It's a Jack Russell Terrier. His name is Patches/El Diablo! He's such a darling! Wanna see? ^^

Isn't he adorable? Tell me what you think in my chatboxxx! :D

Happy Birthday

Happy 15th Birthday Panda!
You're flippin ancient, stop growing so old! :D
I tried to draw a panda, but it turned out looking like a bear, so.. I made it into a bear. And I was lazy to open Photoshop, so I used colour pencils instead. :DD


No idea why is the image so blurry. Stupid blog uploader.

P.S. I think Neeti likes you molesting her. Damnnn.

NR: swt! -.-

Birthday Wishes!

Hey, Just here to wish those few people who I will always treasure, A Wonderful and Happy Birthday! (:

Raevin Kumar Ravindra!

Hey bro! Hope you had a great birthday!

May all your wishes and dreams come true!

I know i've been a pain in the ass,

But I thank you for all the times you were there to teach me,

To guide me through the good and the bad,

Happy Birthday Dear Brother! (:

Amanda Leong Mun Ai!

Manda! Happy Birthday!!

You're finally 15!!

Yer, you're older than me -_-

You're such an awesome friend!

I really miss sitting beside you!

Anyways, I know you've been through alot,

And I really hope things will get better for you,

Well! Hope you have a great birthday!

P.S : I wonder when you come to my class, are you gonna molest me again??

JA: ooh damn.

o rite, im immortal

30 Things I Want To Do Before I Die.
Inspired by Cassie's English PLBS. ;D

30. Commit suicide. No rly, I'm just kidding.
29. Stay in the underwater hotel for at least one night.

hot damn.

28. Be rich, own a mansion, a Shetland pony and a Shetland sheepdog.
27. Get an A for Sejarah and Geografi.
26. Swim/feed/touch dolphins.
25. Milk a cow. Those things are srsly hot.
24. Swim in the Devil's pool, Victoria falls.
23. Experience watching the Aurora Borealis.
22. Go on a trip to US/somewhere cool with my friends.
21. Get my white/purple guitar + amplifier.
20. Don't gain weight.
19. Fly. Impossible, but I can dream, can't I?
18. Go to a countryside, and stay on a farm with cows and horses and sheepdogs.
17. Scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef, Australia.
16. Swim with the sharks? :D I know my sea survival skills... Sorta.
15. SHOPPING SPREEE. CLOTHES, HEELS, EVERYTHING.
14. Get a colourful pawprint tattoo.
13. Play in the snow. Real, not fake. Make a snow angel.
12. Learn an underrated language. :D
11. Stalk someone for a whole day.
10. Tell Stephenie Meyer what a pain her books are, and that her idea of vampires are like.. fairies. Vampires aren't flawless/purrrfect, y'know, and a stone has more personality than Bella.
9. Learn painting.
8. Go onto the Grand Canyon's skywalk. Been there, haven't done that. :(
7. Astral travel, telepathy, or any ESP except for clairvoyance.
6. Walk on the moon.

5. SEXGOD.
4. Looking at stars through a telescope.
3. Learn how to play Wonderwall by Oasis on the guitar.
2. Figure out what's a granola bar.
1. Live happily after. :D

How about YOU?