10 Golden Rules of Gay BFF-ism

Sorry for the caps, I couldn't be stuffed to retype it in non-caps.
:D

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GIMME 10 GOLDEN RULES OF GAY BFF-ISM
1) SHOPPING IS A MUST.
2)-NEVER- INSULT THE GIRL IF YOU DONT WANNA GET BEATEN UP BY THE JEALOUS BF.
3)COMPLIMENT THE GIRLS FRIENDS TOO?
4) DONT STEAL HER BOYFRIEND
TTLY.
5) ALWAYS AGREE WITH THE GIRL. EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK YOU LOOK BETTER IN THAT SHADE OF LIPSTICK.
OMFG YOU'RE SO GAY
6)TELL HER SHE LOOKS HAWT AND GIVE HER A RATING OF 10 EVERY DAY OR SO.
IKR
<3
LIST ME AS THE GAY BFF PLZ.
YAY YOU'RE MY NEW GAY BFF.
7) TWO WORDS: HAIR FLIP.
HI MARK GIVE ME A RATING FROM 1-10
10. <3
YAY ILU2.
8) JUST GO ALONG AND GET BEATEN UP IF SHE FEELS LIKE BEATING YOU UP.
EVEN IF I FEEL LIKE KICKING YOU IN THE NUTTERS?
9) COMPLIMENT THE NEW HANDBAG/SHAMPOO/SIZE 7 INCH LAVENDER HEELS SHE BOUGHT LAST WEEK
TTLY..I GUESS. :(
YAY
DIE NUTTERS OF MARKMARKMRKARM DIEEE.
LEMME THINK OF NUMBER 10.
10 SECONDS
9
9
OOPS
I MEANT 8
WAITTTTTT
7
6
5
5.99
5.90
5.95
5.85
4
32
1
0
YOU LOSE
10) PLAY NICE WITH GIRLS. DIDNT YOUR MOM TELL YOU NEVER TO HIT GIRLS,YOU SAD GAY OFFA BFF???
NOW GIVE ME THE 10TH GOLDEN RULE
I FAIL.
YES YOU FAIL AS A GAY BFF.